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Bullet Points

Image source: pinterest I will not shoot myself In the head, and I will not shoot myself In the back, and I will not hang myself  With a trashbage, and if I do, I promise you, I will not do it In a police car while handcuffed  Or in the jail cell of a town I only know the name of  Because I have to drive through it To get home. Yes, I may be at risk, But I promise you, I trust the maggots  Who live beneath the floorboards Of my house to do what they must  To any carcass more than I trust An officer of the law of the land To shut my eyes like a man Of God might, or to cover me with a sheet So clean my mother could have used it  To tuck me in.  When I kill me, I will Do it the same way most celebrities do, I promise you: cigarette smoke  or a piece of meat on which I choke  Or so broke I freeze In one of these winters we keep Calling worst, I promise if you hear Of me dead anywhere near A cop, then that cop killed me. He t